Directed by Jonathan Gorman, and Thomas Edward Seymour
Written by Jonathan Gorman, and Thomas Edward Seymour
Starring Debbie Rochon, Rachael Robbins, Phil Hall, Sheri Lynn,
Dick Boland, Lloyd Kaufman, Matt Ford, Monique Dupree, and
Margaret Rose Champagne
As I once again found myself perusing the movie wares over at The Movie and Music Network I noticed yet another holiday Horror film I hadn't yet indulged in and knew right away what this mid month review must be! Bikini Bloodbath Christmas is the third installment in the Bloodbath series, with the first two being Bikini Bloodbath and Bikini Bloodbath Carwash, and follows still surviving hotties Jenny and Sharon as they try to survive the Killer Chef once again.
It doesnt really matter if you have seen the first two films in the series or not this one is pretty simple to follow, you have two competing business both with a bevy of scantily clad beauties trying to garner the bigger chunk of the holiday sales (think Hooters of retail and deli shops). The deli is run by the most unchristian of Christians, Gina Davis (Phil Hall) and the other is run by a handsome woman, Mrs. Johnson (Dick Boland), who confesses a bit of an identity issue as the story moves along. Mrs Johnson is looking after her sisters home and store, as her sister finds herself in a coma at the local hospital under the care of Dr. O'Masterblaster (Kaufman) after falling victim to the Chef a year ago. In the spirit of the season the sworn business enemies decide to throw a party for the everyone, and as the women fall under the spell of the mistletoe, the bodies begin to pile up... Is it the work of The Chef, come back to finish what he started??
Ok so the story in this one isn't rocket science, its really a little on the weak side but that doesn't mean there isn't merriment to be had! Bikini Bloodbath Christmas is a frat boys wet dream, with low brow potty humor and boobs galore its a laugh riot more often than not and will appeal to the rude child in most of us! There are definite standout moments with one of my favorite having to do with battling Santa's in a wading pool, bwahahaha I mean really that's just classy movie making peeps!
If you want to get your spoofy holiday horror watch on just click here and watch for free!, Remember were too old for Santa so may as well be naughty and give in to this raunchy goodness! Long Live Holiday Horror!!!